" JUNIOR "

Theres a little fellow named Junior

who hangs out at Tim's corner store

The owner Tim does'nt know

what Junior's problem is,

but the boys like to tease him.

They say he is two bricks shy of a load,

or two pickles shy of a barrel.

To prove it, somtimes they offer Junior

a choice between a nickel and a

dime.

He always takes the nickel,

they say, because it's bigger

One day after Junior grabbed the

nickel,

Tim got him off to the side and said,

"Junior those boys are making fun of

you.

They think you don't know the

dime is worth more than the nickel.

Are you grabbing the nickel

because it's bigger or what"?

Junior said,"Well if I took the dime

they'd quit doing it